I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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