I just made out with a guy for $7.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
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Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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