Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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