Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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