Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Did I show you my penis last night?
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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