Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
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this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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