I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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