somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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