is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
there is glitter all over my balls
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