We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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