shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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