I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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