I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
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im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
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Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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