Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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