Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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