I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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