end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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