Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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