oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Someone came in the potted fern
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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