When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
it hurts more in the daytime
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
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