I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Me. At least after what I've been through.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
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We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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