What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
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I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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