So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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