I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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