The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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