had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
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My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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