I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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