I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
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Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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