Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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