He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
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i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
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I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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