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Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
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You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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