We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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