Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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