i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
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The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
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Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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