Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
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