Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
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My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
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I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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