I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
My room smells like vodka and shame
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
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You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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