Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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