I'm drive I can fine osifer
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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