I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
