I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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