I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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