She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Your cock deserves a montage
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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