bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
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You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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