ya dads aren't the best wingmen
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Randomize
