i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
