i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
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"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
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