you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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