Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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