Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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