wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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