Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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