I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
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On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
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Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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