Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I can't trust your balls anymore.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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