Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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