Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
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dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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