she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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