No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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